Phuck you Santa,

I know right but this should not comes as a surprise. You always seemed to forget what I wanted for Christmas. I tried to take you out plenty of  times. Had my boys waiting on roof tops, made sure I left my wood burning stove with hellish temps. Thats right I was trying to burn ya ass Santa. I spiked your damn milk, and you did not get the good T.Gee Lee Milk, Nahh I gave you that damn government milk and I gave you some raggedy butter cookies from Winn Dixie, you did not get  homemade cookies from me.

When I kicked you in the gut at the mall, but I go downtown…… you there, so I kick you again, then I go uptown ……….you there, damn you like the Terminator.

Give me what I asked for this year or me and my boys raiding yo spot like Hamburger Hill and I will swell your head like a steriod injection

Merry Christmas

R